Outback Tool & Toy Company

OutBack Tool & Toy Company
"one dork's tool is another dork's toy"

The OT&TC's current list of sundries:

Yay Flags
Guano
Ear Candles
Wierglibinick Publishing

Here at the OT&TC, located in the heart of Malmo, we have been receiving an alarming amount of inquiries as to the difference between a tool and a toy.

What is a Toy?